Bigfoot3290's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Exotic Chocolates]

Keeps getting Worse and Worse.

That was just plain disgusting. Wow, and I thought the last couple of episodes were pushing it. This is the breaking point - semen filled chocolates, what the hell. Go back to making flashes with your older style, at least it was bearable to watch.

[Raiden's Crossover]

It's Always a Pleasure

Blordow, once again you've impressed me. You first caught my attention with Salty Swamp and Super Mario Gaming World, and I've been watching you're stuff ever since. Great job with the random humor - it's not always the easiest style to pull off. I think the first one was slightly better, but that's usually the case anyway. And I must know, what the shit was that crazy dude saying? "Lickity Y'all Lickit?" Whatever the hell it was, it's hilarious! Awesome work man :D

[Crumie Shorts]

Hilarious!

This was one of the funniest flashes I've ever seen. Me and my friend act like that all the time and it reminded me of us so much. I loved the animation of the mouths - all crazy and shit. The dialogue was funny in a stupid way, but good nonetheless. I'll give you a 10, and hope to god that this gets Underdog of the Week. Fav'ed!

Crumie responds:

sadly im not gonna get shit haha

glad you liked it

[S.M.B.3 Bloopers]

Gettin better all the time :D

Easily the best one, and I must say, congratulations. It looks like you're headed for another daily feature! I remember watching the original - SMB Bloopers for the first time, and seeing you improve this much is a great feeling for me and im sure it's 100 times greater for you. You really deserve all of this recognition on front page - you're one of the best sprite artists out there.

As for the flash itself, it was spectacular. Awesome custom sprites - professional, yet humorous. Fluid animation and beautiful backgrounds. I was also very impressed at your ability to find all of those sounds - did you record any yourself? Either way, it was phenomenal. Your skits are becoming better and more amusing, for me anyways. Not as much Peach thongs flying around or excessive cursing, but you did mix some of your style in there, which was a very nice touch. Excellent scene selection and menu page, even the intro was hilarious when the sign fell on Mario! You integrated a Jaws parody in the middle of all of it, which I really appreciated as well.

In the end, this is the best in the series. Are you going to do Super Mario World Bloopers and/or Yoshi's Island Bloopers, or is this the last one? Anyway, fantastic job and I'm always a fan of your stuff. Good luck with the trophies, you might even get a weekly award! Congrats man :D

SebastianLopez responds:

then, WHY THE F*CK YOU PUT ME A 9?????
hahahahahha, no , just kidding
anyway, i have to thank you for you exelent review. is so detailed, and positive.
i just cant wait for your SML IV.
and i gonna make a SMW and YI bloopers, but in late 2006, now i´m gonna make different movies, with more action than humor. but keeping the sprites.
thanks

[Mario parody pt3]

Here's some Improvement.

Defintely better than part2. Great job mixing up the backgrounds and music and in general, the skits were better. Floating platforms was easily the best, it made me chuckle nice and deep :D Once again, make some of your tweens quicker, but you're getting the idea. Put about two or three more skits in for the next one, and I wish you luck with it. Keep it up.

Camron23 responds:

Thanks, I'll have something new
real soon... stay tunned.

[mario parody pt2]

Alright, since you asked...

...not bad, not bad at all. In general, this was about average, but i'll give you some tips on how to improve. Firstly, change up the music a bit. That overworld theme began to get monotonous after a while. Switch to either underground, underwater, or castle settings ever once in a while to mix things up a bit. Secondly, make some of your tweens not as lengthy - the skit with Luigi stealing Mario's hat was the worst offender (it took Mario far too long to reach his brother). Besides those two matters, the movie was pretty good. Your skits were decent - my favorite was the one mentioned above. Anyway, good job. You definitely have it in you, and with a few tweeks, your score might be higher than you'd ever imagine. Good luck in the future Camron :D

Camron23 responds:

Alright, i'll see that gets fixed.
Thanks for the info.

[SMB3 Outtakes]

Highly enjoyable

Well, I must say, that was pretty damn funny. Mixing random humor with a bit of speed is always a good combination, and it was executed well in this flash. You also some how managed to use the same joke (the thwomp crushing mario) about ten times, and it actually got funnier as the flash went on. Good sprite work - the animation was just about flawless and everything was in proportion. The music was fine, even funny as it would restart every second and a half. Keep up the good work, you have a bunch of potential.

[Brothers In Arms pt. 2]

Pretty Average

Well, first off, I want to commend you guys for working on flash at such a young age. Most 13 year olds could only dream of making something like this. As for the flash, it wasn't bad. The animation was a bit choppy, and the graphics were rather simple, but clean enough. The major problem I saw was how the violence was animated. Getting stabbed by a knife would produce a much larger bloody mess. You should have animated a spurt of blood as he got stabbed, and put a little bit more blood afterwards. Also, try animating the stabbing motion a bit faster. It seemed like your character was just poking his enemies with the knife instead of jabbing it into them. Pretty good stuff nonetheless. You dudes have potential.

Smoke-Tower responds:

yeah its FBF so yeah some frames made it look jumpy yeah my mates give me like advice and help me along the way and yeah im glad you liked it...
yeah i dont care what people think of my age im 13 so what but i animate better then most people!

-Justin :) yeah the knife part.... was like pokey instead of a rough jab throught the back or something but in the 3rd im ganna spend alot more time... instead of just a week or 2...

thanks for the advice! :)

[All NG Fads Die!!! 4.2!!!]

Just not as good.

I hate to say it, but this was no where near as good as the other AFDs. For once, the music began to piss me off about a minute into the film. The artists, plain and simple, were not as talented as the ones in AFD4, so it kind of makes this seem like the "B Team" of the group. There wasn't as much violence as there could have been, and there was a little too much tweening going on for my taste. Still, it wasn't bad. The AFD spirit was definitely still in there, regardless of skill level. Better luck next time guys.

MACception responds:

"Better skill my ass... Lol, jk jk. I understand you point and thank you for being honest. Hell, thank you for STATING THE OBVIOUS! I know the group here is the '2nd rate artists' but there is just as much violence and AFD spirit that there is in every movie."

-Tripping Metal

Yarg? Dude...what kinda bullshit is this? We're like...bestest of friends...and you give us a bullshit 5 review? :( Dude...i'm like...speechless on the inside...

-LP
www.LogoPresents.com/AFD

[[ muffins ]]

Cruel

From the beginning, for some reason, I could sense an unexpected twist coming my way, but that was just low man. I can see that you were trying to utilize 'shock value' to increase the humor, but honestly, you would've been much better off either making the movie sane, or using a totally different type of humor. It's never a good idea to attack a race. It's one thing to make a jew joke, but when it's as blatant as throwing a jewish symbol (in this case the muffin) into flames with stawstikas being bradished about, you're taking it about five steps too far. I'm not jewish myself, but to me, this was obviously offensive.

However, there is potential in you. If you cleaned up your humor, I'm sure you'd have greater success on you next movie. Good luck in the future.

NewEvolution responds:

Clearly some people are bound to get offended by this. And, some people are bound to find it absofuckinglutely hilarious. I appreciate you making your point known without resorting to calling me some random epithet.

As for cleaning up my act, this is my only "dirty" work. And ironically, it's the 3rd highest rated of 7, so that goes to show you something about this submission worked.

I'm not trying to defend racism here, racism is clearly a bad thing. I AM defending off-color humor. Humor however is a weird amorphous subject, and this, while a bit disturbing, seems to have hit the funny bones of at least a few people. I won't even get into the whole freedom of speech/expression thing, but you get where I'm headed.

Thanks again for the constructive criticism and well wishes in spite of your distaste for the subject at hand.