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Good news. While my computer is still being repaired, my dad has given me one of his old boxes for the time being. He even had the wits to install the trial versions of Adobe Flash CS3 Pro and Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended. What does this mean? Well, it means I have 30 days to finish my new movie.

Being myself, this flick is not one of the planned films I listed in my last post. It is not Kirby's Dreamland II or the second episode of J's Grassland. It is, however, a Mario flash, which I'm sure will have the majority of you squeeling with glee. I plan to entitle it, "Mario Destroys Toad." Very straight forward, and I don't plan to include any fancy plot twists. This means you can expect to see Mario beat the living tapeworms right out of Toad's ass (additionally, wrecking anything that gets in his way).

"Why?!," you may ask. "Why would you ever beat Toad to a bloody pulp?" Ah, well the answer may come easy for those devout Mario fans. Think back to the original Super Mario Bros. Remember what Toad used to say? If you do, I'd be willing to wager a hefty sum that steam is spurting out of your ears right now. I have nine good words that should clear things up: "Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle." I want this flash to be the embodiement of Mario's anger and frustration as those words leak out of Toad's mouth. He will snap. Hard, and you can bet there will be a whole truckload of bloodied Goombas rolling around the Mushroom Kingdom on that day.

So far, I have about a minute of animation. I intend to keep things short: the flash should end up being anywhere between 2 and 3 minutes. I don't want to drag things out. I want Mario to go in there, beat the spores out of Toad, and still have time to grab a ham sandwich afterwards. Expect this one within the next two weeks.

- Jeremy AKA "Bigfoot"

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24 Comments

Nov. 27, 2007 | 12:21 AM Dazmi says:

You gotta!
I'll watch it & vote 5.... well.... if I see it first

Nov. 27, 2007 | 3:14 AM Psycosis91 says:

Awesome, I can't wait!

Nov. 27, 2007 | 5:27 AM Cyberdevil says:

Looking forward to it. :P

Nov. 27, 2007 | 6:04 AM Madmanonfire says:

AWESOME!!! omg i cant wait to see this!!!

Nov. 27, 2007 | 8:34 AM dumbass12 says:

thats a dam good mario kill spree pitcher

Nov. 27, 2007 | 9:33 AM TheSoulMan says:

original

Nov. 29, 2007 | 9:10 AM Minime5896 says:

boy this movie is going to be great

Nov. 30, 2007 | 8:46 PM Orange says:

nice :D

Dec. 2, 2007 | 2:20 AM RyanTime2 says:

looks good!

Dec. 5, 2007 | 8:40 AM RyanTime2 says:

yea you're back!

Dec. 8, 2007 | 8:18 PM NGSolidier12 says:

One thing I wondered, is if the Toads are guards, why do they suck SO MUCH?
I haven't seen 10 Toads team up on one Goomba for christ sake! They don't even fight! They're annoying and useless!

Dec. 17, 2007 | 9:02 PM Pearlock says:

Shweet. I can't wait to see the new vid. :)

Dec. 23, 2007 | 10:36 PM dylanxx says:

thets a asome kill! and we can't wait its going if thers dragon ball z in it? if its going to came out in 2008

Jan. 10, 2008 | 8:46 PM 1233HELL says:

I loved ''Dumbass Mario''and''Dumbass Luigi'' keep up the good work.And nice pic.

Jan. 28, 2008 | 10:18 PM Yosho2008 says:

Saaweeeeeeeeeeeeet picture duuude!

Jan. 30, 2008 | 9:22 PM soupy-george says:

Freakin' A. It's good to hear that you're finally working on another Mario vid. But I think after this project, and when you're finally ready, you should work on another vid that was like "Dumbass Mario" and "It's Freakin' Mario" Along with a copy from Luigi's side. Something like... "Mario Again!"

But it's just a suggestion. Anyways, can't wait to hear about another addition to the collection of violent, yet hilarious mario toons.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 12:38 AM wolfmaydie says:

looks like the gore in this one will be good enough to make a chainsaw murderer barf!

Feb. 2, 2008 | 10:44 PM ThePigeonMaster says:

wooohoo! Another brilliant movie from simms!!!
But I see this is an old post... I wonder if you're still working on this...

Feb. 4, 2008 | 4:19 AM Ronald-McDonald-LoL says:

"If you do, I'd be willing to wager a hefty sum that steam is spurting out of your ears right now."

That explains it all. Toad from the first was ALWAYS in place of the princess. What a shitty ending, i thought untill I played world 2. After that it just got long, much like this comment.

Feb. 4, 2008 | 8:44 PM metalr1 says:

awsome cant wait to see it

Feb. 7, 2008 | 3:33 AM alittlepinkfreak says:

Sounds incredible. Can't wait!

Feb. 27, 2008 | 8:36 PM rober893 says:

this video is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar. 25, 2008 | 9:47 PM Orange says:

you sure are back in commission ahahah

Apr. 17, 2008 | 1:26 PM Goonie says:

If you need any custom Nintendo music. Let me know.

- Goonie